Title: The one with the wedding ring and the punch in the face
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Sean Bean
Disclaimer: None of this is true, and parts of this are borrowed without permission.
Word Count: ~30k
A/N: This is the second story in the (very eloquently named) not-really-murder-mysteries aka the Rich Blokes AU. More notes at the end of the story.
Part One: In which Orlando turns into Magnum, P.I., and Sean (without really moving) concludes that detective work is absolutely exhausting. Also, stuff get stolen, interviews are conducted, and someone wrongfully gets shoved into the pool.