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Fic: Beds belonging to nobody (Sean/Orlando) [11 Nov 2012|09:07pm]

afra_schatz
Just re-posting this here:

Title: Beds belonging to nobody
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
A/N: Written for the 2012 Trick or Treat Exchange at sons_of_gondor for moit and originally posted here. Beta by the lovely giselleslash. - The panther image near the end of this is somewhat stolen from one of my favourite poems by Rainer Maria Rilke.

It’s hotel rooms after that first night. Darkness and the unfamiliarity of beds belonging to nobody, constantly used for the same purpose. Sean would possibly find that comforting if he felt guilty.
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Fic: The one with the wedding ring and the punch in the face (Sean/Orlando) [15 Aug 2012|09:30pm]

afra_schatz
I cut this into four parts due to length, all parts are posted though.

Title: The one with the wedding ring and the punch in the face
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Sean Bean
Disclaimer: None of this is true, and parts of this are borrowed without permission.
Rating: R
Word Count: ~30k
A/N: This is the second story in the (very eloquently named) not-really-murder-mysteries aka the Rich Blokes AU. More notes at the end of the story.

Part One: In which Orlando turns into Magnum, P.I., and Sean (without really moving) concludes that detective work is absolutely exhausting. Also, stuff get stolen, interviews are conducted, and someone wrongfully gets shoved into the pool.
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Fic: Obsessive Compulsive List-making (Sean/Orlando) [26 May 2012|10:17pm]

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Title: Obessive Compulsive List-making aka 51 reasons why Sean loves Orlando
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Word Count: ~ 2.500
Disclaimer: This is not true.
A/N: This is a sequel to Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour aka Love but despite some references it can be read as a standalone.

#1 - When Orlando is under-caffeinated and Sean asks him which tattoo he wants next Orlando doesn’t lift his head from the kitchen table. He mumbles, “Your name across my collarbone please oh please I beg you give me coffee” like it’s one word.
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[24 Sep 2011|08:50am]

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Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Eleven and Twelve
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 11 and 13k these chapters (both in two parts due to length)
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Eleven

Final Chapter
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Fic: Sport of Kings (2011): Ten [10 Sep 2011|10:36am]

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Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Ten
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 10.5k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Ten
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[02 Sep 2011|09:42pm]

afra_schatz
Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Nine
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 8k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Nine
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[26 Aug 2011|05:55pm]

afra_schatz
Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Eight
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 10.3k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Eight
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[19 Aug 2011|11:39am]

afra_schatz
Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Seven
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 8.2k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Seven
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[12 Aug 2011|09:34pm]

afra_schatz
Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Six
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 10.3k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Six
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[05 Aug 2011|12:18pm]

afra_schatz
X-Posting two chapters at once this week after last week’s LJ fail wouldn’t let me :). Also, there are links to some other ficlets behind the cut.

Title: Sport of Kings
Chapters: Four and Five
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Links to Eric/Karl, Sean/Orlando, Sala/Sean/Sean and Orlando/Karl ficlets behind the cutCollapse )
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Sport of Kings (2011): Three [22 Jul 2011|10:26pm]

afra_schatz
Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Three
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 5k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Three
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Sport of Kings (2011): Two [18 Jul 2011|08:22pm]

afra_schatz
Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Two
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 6.7k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

Chapter Two
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Sport of Kings (2011): One (Orlando B./Sean B.) [11 Jul 2011|08:34pm]

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Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: One
Fandom: LotR RPS, racing AU
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 5.5k this chapter
A/N: This is a re-write of my story ‘Sport of Kings’ that I wrote in 2006. Back then it was about 33k long and I always wanted to go back and fill the gaps. If you read the story back then I hope you’ll enjoy it again – I’ve added about 70k, re-wrote and fleshed out most of the original scenes and added quite a few new ones as well as new characters. If you read this for the first time I certainly hope you’ll have fun in the world of British racing.
A/N 2: I’ll be posting a chapter a week (there are 12 overall) so I have some time in between posts to do some last minute editing but the story is definitely finished and not a wip.
A/N3: Intro Post with pictures and links

On the first Monday in September Sean lost his only remaining jockey. Since he had eighty-eight steeplechasers in training in his yard, all just waiting for the season to begin and for someone to guide them over the high fences towards the finishing line, this loss left him in a bit of a pickle. Well. ‘Catastrophe’ probably was the more accurate description.
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Fic: Even though you are a golddigging skank I’m happy to share my köttbullar with you (Orlibean) [03 Nov 2010|03:41pm]

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Title: Even though you are a golddigging skank I’m happy to share my köttbullar with you
Pairing: Orlando/Sean
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I am pretty certain it did not happen like this. Or, you know, at all.
Word Count: 9.500

”Orlando”, Sean says slowly, trying to hide his terror, “we are not going to IKEA.”
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Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy [09 Aug 2010|09:28pm]

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Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy - Complete
Fandom: Merlin / LotR RPS x-over
Pairings: Colin Morgan/Bradley James, Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Word Count: ~56k total
Beta: giselleslash
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Summary: This is the story where everyone lives in the same crappy flat complex, the one with the bonkers postman. It's about Colin being an clepto, Bradley being Bradley and about how they both silently agree that they can postpone growing up for a bit, no matter what Katie and Angel say. Also there is Orlando, the thoroughbred copper with a questionable taste in mates, who suddenly finds himself having feelings for that football hooligan from the third floor. And there is the World Cup and Van Gogh and loopings, take out in bed and phone convos in the rain, robots and toffee studded snickerdoodles. Not necessarily in that order.
Character intro: here
A/N: The fic consists of alternating parts of C/B and O/S but they are only very loosely connected and can be understood on their own. So you can also choose to only read the C/B bits or the S/O ones. Have fun!


Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14

I'm sorry if this shows up several times on your flist due to my xposting!
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[31 Jul 2010|02:58pm]

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Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy 6/14
Fandom: Merlin / LotR RPS x-over
Pairings: Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom (Colin Morgan/Bradley James)
Rating: NC 17 overall
Word Count: ~56k total
Beta: giselleslash
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Here you’ll find the Masterpost | Character Intros | Notes

Previous Chapter (Bradley/Colin)

Orlando really has worked a lot and one could argue that hanging out with someone who lives in the same house as you do is simply absolutely perfect in terms of efficiency and practicality. What is surprising is that Orlando knows he’d be kidding himself if he honestly said that this was the reason why he was spending so much of his (little) free time with Sean.
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[27 Jul 2010|12:54pm]

afra_schatz
Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy 4/14
Fandom: Merlin / LotR RPS x-over
Pairings: Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom, Colin Morgan/Bradley James
Rating: NC 17 overall
Word Count: ~56k total
Beta: giselleslash
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: The fic consists of alternating parts of C/B and O/S but they are only very loosely connected and can be understood on their own. So you can also choose to only read the C/B bits or the S/O ones.
A/N2: Here you’ll find the Masterpost | Character Intros)

Previous Chapter (Bradley/Colin)

When in the morning he leaves the house and finds Sean (in what Orlando supposes is his equivalent to pyjamas – footie shirt and track bottoms) hurrying outside to fetch his newspaper, they trade a few words, something along the lines of “Off to write parking tickets again, Orlando?” and “I really like your jimjams, mate”.
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Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy 2/14 [23 Jul 2010|01:44pm]

afra_schatz
Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy 2/14
Fandom: Merlin / LotR RPS x-over
Pairings: Colin Morgan/Bradley James, Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Word Count: ~56k total
Beta: giselleslash
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: The fic consists of alternating parts of C/B and O/S (intro post to all the characters here) but they are only very loosely connected and can be understood on their own. So you can also choose to only read the C/B bits or the S/O ones.

Previous Chapter

In which Colin... acquires a newspaper and (somewhat relatedly) Sean cusses a lot
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Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy (Colin/Bradley, Orlando/Sean) 1/14 [22 Jul 2010|09:27am]

afra_schatz
Fic: The best consolation if not the only remedy 1/14
Fandom: Merlin / LotR RPS x-over
Pairings: Colin Morgan/Bradley James, Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Word Count: ~56k total
Beta: giselleslash
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: The fic consists of alternating parts of C/B and O/S (intro post to all the characters here) but they are only very loosely connected and can be understood on their own. So you can also choose to only read the C/B bits or the S/O ones (though, who would want to miss out on either of the pretty?). I’ll be posting every other day or so. – Have fun!

In which Bradley goes on a super-secret mission and Orlando faces the hooligan
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[21 Apr 2010|06:57pm]

afra_schatz
Title: Obsessive compulsive behaviour aka love
Pairing: Sean/Orlando
Rating: light R maybe
Word Count: ~ 5.200
Disclaimer: Really. Really? – No, it’s not true.

In which Sean writes lists. Lots of them. Most of them featuring Orlando. But it’s in NO way obsessive compulsive (even if Orlando says differently – Orlando is a liar) and besides, Sean is NOT in love with Orlando. Nuh-uh.
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